April 2012
moominboy:
Let’s make heterosexual sex sound nicer by calling penises different types of fish and vaginas bodies of water. Place your koi in my lily pond. Let it flow softly through my river of life.
keiyakusho:
there’s no turning back when you’ve stepped into the world of fictional homos
person: what are you watching?
me: durarara.
me: rarara.
me: rara.
person:
me:
person:
me: ra.
bliss41:
mynameisgrey:
addigot-moxie:
galaxy-hearts:
shoeshined:
When Asians attack.
OH MY GODS JLAFKJkasefklawjEKLTAJ
HIS TECHNIQUE IS FLAWLESS
I WANT TO BE HIM OMG
IM SOBBING ASDKHJFDHIU troll award 2k12
wowfunniestposts:
this blog is hilarious
Reblog if you like kpop.
keydimples:
GUYS. GUYS.
THE NOTES.
nordicsandco:
sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are.
what if teachers shipped their students
ship wars in the staff room
anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes
fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers
the real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics and hope the school board doesn’t find out
(the school board knows and...
Them: They're already dating other people
Shippers: lol
Them: They're just friends
Shippers: lol
Them: They hate each other
Shippers: lol
Them: They're not gay
Shippers: lol
Them: They're siblings
Shippers: lol
Them: The age difference is too uncomfortable
Shippers: lol
Them: They're not even in the same fandom
Shippers: lol
Them: You don't even watch the show
Shippers: lol
askirlgrimauxiliatrix:
No