moominboy: Let’s make heterosexual sex sound nicer by calling penises different types of fish and vaginas bodies of water. Place your koi in my lily pond. Let it flow softly through my river of life.
keiyakusho: there’s no turning back when you’ve stepped into the world of fictional homos
person: what are you watching?
bliss41: mynameisgrey: addigot-moxie: galaxy-hearts: shoeshined: When Asians attack. OH MY GODS JLAFKJkasefklawjEKLTAJ HIS TECHNIQUE IS FLAWLESS I WANT TO BE HIM OMG IM SOBBING ASDKHJFDHIU troll award 2k12
wowfunniestposts: this blog is hilarious
Reblog if you like kpop.
keydimples: GUYS. GUYS. THE NOTES.
nordicsandco: sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are. what if teachers shipped their students ship wars in the staff room anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers the real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics and hope the school board doesn’t find out (the school board knows and...
kingpudding: theawesomekaisama: Hidenori. Nuff...
Them: They're already dating other people
Them: They're just friends
Them: They hate each other
Them: They're not gay
Them: They're siblings
Them: The age difference is too uncomfortable
Them: They're not even in the same fandom
Them: You don't even watch the show